The BEST Weight Loss Program


Its been a while since I posted something like this and I think it would do you well to read this post. If you want to Lose Weight this is the program you can do.

But first read this testimonial from someone who lost over 31KG in record time.

I called the in and ordered their 5 day – 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on my door and standing before me, a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikerunning shoes and a sign around her neck.

The sign read, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’ 
Without a second thought, I took off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, I finally gave up.
The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, I weighed myself and is delighted to find I have lost 5kgs as promised.

So I called in once more and ordered their 5day – 10kg program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and standing before me is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me, you can have me’.
Well, I was out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and despite my best efforts, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with me gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to my delight on the fifth day when I weighed himself, I discovered that I have lost another 10kgs, as promised.

So deciding to go for broke I go ahead and called the company to order their 7 day – 25kg program.

‘Are you sure?’ asks the representative on the phone.. ‘This is our most rigorous program.’

Absolutely,’ I replied, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years.’

The next day there’s a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds
A huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

‘If I catch you, you’re mine.’

He lost 31kgs that week…

Best weight loss program

Okay okay. Don’t get mad at me. I know this is just a gag but its nice to have a laugh every now and then right? Then again I think this kind of strategy to get lazy men off the couch might actually work.

If you were to design an absolutely ridiculous weight loss/ fitness regime what would it be? Share your ideas below. Can anyone beat this BEST Weight Loss Program?

xoxo
Lara Krystle Novales
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One thought on “The BEST Weight Loss Program

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